Halloween ain't what it used to be. But then, neither am I. And neither is the world we live in. When I was a little kid, the streets of my neighborhood were filled with kids running from house to house to get candy.
Last year I think we had maybe 20 show up. And a big chunk of those weren't even kids.
"Sorry my man, but a Raiders Jersey on a 17 year old isn't a costume.
Tonight, I'm not gonna be home for the trick or treaters. It's game 6 of the World Series! And I intend to be watching it on a TV in a bar. Like it's supposed to be watched when you can't afford $12,000 for a ticket to Dodger Stadium.