I have a lot of coats. I have a Seahawks parka. The problem is it's never cold enough here to wear it or any of my vast collection of jackets.
But the other day I found myself in line at one of the big box stores, standing behind a dude wearing a knit cap, a puffy down jacket, and boots.
It was almost 70 outside.
I don't get it. I won't wear a coat until I absolutely have to.
But at least I swear I'm not this dude.