The BOB & TOM Show

The BOB & TOM Show

With a foundation built around comedy and talk, The Bob and Tom Show features news, sports, lifestyle content, and interviews with today’s top...Full Bio

B&T Extra: Letters, Josh's Tarantula, & A Squirrel Bite

The Bob & Tom Show - September 4, 2026

BOB AND TOM SHOW FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 4 2026 6:00 Mr. Obvious-Too hot for radio 6:05 Chick out-Jeff in 6:12 Tiger let me drive your car 6:15 Tom you live in the 1950’s-Kristi 6:16 HYUNDAI 6:25 Bob and Tom stir paddles-Tom’s weird iced coffee 6:28 Letter-no more side vent window in cars 6:29 Letter-can’t work on the engines any more 6:30 Letter-toddler dumped eggs on the floor-used Tom’s scoop technique to clean it up 6:32 Letter-Butt breathing =Griswolding 6:34 Letter-Rock the cat box instead of the Casba 6:38 AMERICAN FINANCING 6:50 Jeff had to hold TV antenna for his dad-boxing match 6:53 Kelly asked what is a test pattern-Tom 7:05 3-D movies in black and white back in the day-did not work 7:07 Mr. Toads wild ride was great-Tom-at Disney World 7:09 The record offer on TV is gone 7:13 Tom has to have shoes on 7:13 HYUNDAI 7:21 In Studio-Nick Griffin 7:22 In my 50’s should be getting divorce-not breaking up-Nick 7:23 Nicks parents dated when they were 14 7:25 Did 11 Letterman shows-Nick 7:25 Sports-Jeff 7:26 SWR-Most champagne bottles savored-glass is broken 7:29 Organizing my shoes in closet-bottle opener on flip-flops from Bahamas-Tom 7:36 No 2 litre on table with guests 7:39 People are shocked that I don’t have foot odor and diabetes-Josh 8:03 Nautalis urinals-no pee on floor 8:05 Pee on the floor in our mens bathroom better or worse this week?-Josh 8:08 Hates air hand dryers-Tom 8:09 Tom’s hypocrisy knows no bounds –Josh 8:11 I go to bathroom 10-12 times a night-Nick 8:13 AMERICAN FINANCING 8:23 Climbers urine melting snow on Mt. Everest 8:25 In studio-Jess-made Corn King Pops           8:29 Date said she wanted to get to know Nick better-he says no you don’t 8:30 Does not have a type of woman he goes out with-Nick 8:32 Guiness beer stolen 8:34 When women are ovulating they buy more stuff-expensive stuff 8:38 Friends mom did not tell husband she went thru the change-Tom 8:49 Today in History 9:13 I Don’t carry a condom around-assume nothing is gonna happen-Nick 9:15 HYUNDAI 9:26 Employee served a woman at steak and shake with his penis out-Kristi 9:29 Naked woman pleasuring herself on a wooden pallet-she just wanted to feel good 9:30 Salmon sperm facials are popular 9:33 Caseys pizza-Pat 9:35 AMERICAN FINANCING 9:47 Chris is retiring Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

B&T Extra: Alli Breen with Sexy Time

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The BOB & TOM Show - September 3, 2026

BOB AND TOM SHOW THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 3 2026 6:00 Beer Run-Todd Snider 6:03 Chick out-Jeff in 6:05 Letter-have a refridge calendar-wrote anal probe –guest floored 6:07 Letter-Does Andy and Kristi role play? 6:09 Letter- our Parrott mimicks our garage door opening 6:10 Letter-saw old Mannix car 6:21 Tom put make-up on his injured arm 6:21 Letter-Tom is a genius-did tom’s dog trick cleaning up dog poop 6:26 Cutting his paper plates-Tom 6:29 Letter-misunderstood lyrics-Tiny Dancer 6:29 Letter-BTO classic-thought taking care of Bisquits 6:31 Our lips are sealed song-Tom sang the song wrong 6:35 Horse with no name song is awful-Tom 6:35 Jeff thought America was Neil Young 6:37 Hugh Jackoff-porn star name? 6:38 HYUNDAI 6:48 Letter-Zebra farts Kill lions?-cloud of 100 zebra farts would kill lions 6:52 Letter-joined the bad breath club 7:05 Letter-what nicknames would you give each other on Applachian Trail? 7;08 Our nicknames 7:08 Ace does everything slow 7:09 Letter-how to get rid of a heckler 7:12 AMERICAN FINANCING 7:23 The Teenager-The gambler/copyright 7:26 Jesus called-shut up Kristi 7:29 car things since 1980s and 90s that have gone away-No cigarette lighters 7:32 car console ashtrays have gone away 7:35 crank car windows-gone 7:38 It’s dangerous to change a tire-Tom - Josh Snaps  7:39 My son does not recognize a quarter-Pat 7:49 SWR-most somersaults in a sky diving 7:55 No helmets for sky divers-Josh 8:06 $400 for timer to pull the cord while skydiving-Jeff 8:10 Had fuzzy dice hanging from my rear view window-Jeff 8:11 Sports-Tiger woods lost his license for 5 years 8:12 Tom you have a lot of dumb clumsy friends-are they Helen Keller?-Josh 8:13 Tiger let me drive your car-Pat Godwin       8:15 "Smart & so stupid" - Kristi      8:16 HYUNDAI 8:17 Letter-left my crayons on the dashboard of my dads new truck-they melted 8:29 Orgy Dome back at burning man-Kristi 8:30 Went to Burning Man and all I got was this lousy jizz rag-Josh 8:33 Is there an orgyizer at Burning Man?-Tom 8:49 Today in History 8:54 Did not know E in E-bay stands for electronic bay-Tom 9:03 Zoom-Al 9:05 My parents had an 82 Bonneville-Al 9:11 Tom’s Cadillac story to Al 9:13 new phrase-playing in my face-Al 9:16 AMERICAN FINANCING 9:28 Kristi playing the piano on Tiger let me drive your car 9:31 Tom has been using his paddle stir stix wrong 9:32 You have been using your mic wrong for 40 years Tom-Josh 9:36 Bear on womens doorstep and rang the door bell 9:38 Tom uses gas on poop filled bags-that is terrorism-Jeff 9:39 HYUNDAI 9:48 People won’t leave their pets for a vacation 9:51 Some people listen to Paw casts-Josh 9:53 See ya Bitch! Josh responding to Gloria steinhams death Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

B&T Extra: Toothpick Wisdom, Medeorite, & Coke on the Plane

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The BOB & TOM Show - September 2, 2026

The BOB & TOM Show — September 2, 20266:00 Hour 6:00 “I’ll Never Smoke Weed with Willie Again” — Toby Keith6:03 “Chick Out” — Jeff In6:08 Morning Breath Club T-shirt6:09 The Teacher — “Know When to Hold ’Em / Know When to Fold ’Em”6:14 Butt breathing6:22 Best way to clean a ball cap — in the dishwasher — Kristi6:23 “I do not use Dippity Do” — Jeff6:25 Serial pooper caught6:27 Letter — Give your dog Greek yogurt to avoid burn marks on your lawn6:29 Letter — “When a show claims nudity, I expect it” — Herman6:31 “We need to be Herman woke” — Josh6:45 Letter — “I’m a Girl Watcher” song / “I’m a Squirrel Watcher” — “Uptown Squirrel” — Dad’s misunderstanding of lyrics6:49 Letter — Serial pooper caught in Tulsa6:50 Also arrested for inappropriate behavior in public — Kristi6:50 Serial pooper looks crazy — Josh6:51 Bear at door of restaurant — have to chain down trash cans 7:08 Tom was stung by a bee in his shirt7:11 Former classmate of Pat’s thought he was going to give her a kidney7:23 Sports7:26 SWR — A dog sets record for most jumps between people in one minute7:30 In studio — Jess with liquor7:32 Jeff tried the liquor7:33 “It is bad” — Josh — worst aftertaste ever7:53 Adult relationship discussion 8:06 Guy swallowed a toe — Kristi8:11 Snake wine / unusual wine discussion — Kristi8:22 Toothbrush with a camera to see problem areas — displays on your phone8:24 Mountain Dew coming out with body wash8:25 Spaghetti goose / beer beard8:29 Pilsner beer reportedly made with human urine8:30 “Hooters” movie coming out — a comedy8:44 Today in History8:52 Digital camouflage shirt8:55 Flock cameras 9:06 Box breathing explained9:07 Butt breathing is safe — can get oxygen from the butt9:11 Jeff’s bird imitates the guinea pig9:21 Zoom — Alli, she’s in Switzerland9:23 Letter — My boyfriend likes to role-play and wanted me to pretend to be wheelchair-bound9:25 Letter — Brother got divorced; I want to date his ex — should I ask my brother?9:27 Letter — Girl would not give me her number; she gave me hers9:29 Letter — Dating a guy who has stains all over his clothes9:31 Letter — Husband gets a text from someone she doesn’t know9:33 Letter — Dating a guy who’s great, but yawns every time I tell a story9:35 Letter — Boyfriend likes me to be smelly; I’m a germaphobe9:50 Nancy Grace — Roman telescope will be 100 miles from Earth9:51 “La Grange” / copyright — ZZ Top 7:00 Hour8:00 Hour9:00 Hour Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

B&T Extra: A Bird rides a Drone, Dreams, & Deoderant

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The BOB & TOM Show - September 1, 2026

The BOB & TOM Show — September 1, 20266:00 AM 6:00 Todd Snider — “Vinyl Records”6:03 Tom was in a bad mood yesterday6:04 Letters from fans: Hershey Squirts, Dog Jinx6:06 Pop-up shop discussion6:10 Tom's dogs are ruining his lawn6:15 Stole the lawn6:25 Back to Tom's dog ruining his lawn6:26 “Tighten Up” — Archie Bell birthday6:29 Archie joke — “How can we make it worse?”6:32 Tom and the Manix car6:35 Tom's convertible in the rain6:45 Getting blood drawn — the good and the bad6:49 Letter — Slider Dog / photo6:51 Yard Dog6:52 High-speed chicken robbery revisit — “Poultry in Motion”6:55 Worm in Kelly's chicken salad 7:02 September songs7:04 “September” — Earth, Wind & Fire7:06 “Lake Shore Drive”7:08 Josh letter — “Coyote vs. Acme”7:10 Boat letter — “Vitanic/Banoe” / photos7:12 Pinewood Derby talk7:22 Orlando song — Pat Godwin7:24 Mickey's Not-So-Scary Halloween Party7:26 Hall of Presidents explanation7:28 Tennis player smashes racket after loss7:30 Bregman hits three home runs in win7:31 NFL player goes back to college7:33 “The Dink” talk7:33 91-year-old man becomes oldest hiker — SWR7:35 “La Grange” — ZZ Top7:37 Hiking nicknames7:47 UT adds Dolly decal to helmets this season7:49 David Rush balances toilet paper on his head — SWR7:50 Lettuce joke7:53 Toilet paper talk7:55 Tom doing a record with David Rush 8:03 Jeff's wrestling dreams8:05 Comedic sound effects8:06 Animals known for flatulence8:10 Zebra-related wildlife story8:22 Tom does everything too loud8:23 Morning Breath Club origins8:26 Repeat offender arrested for inappropriate behavior8:28 Discussion about an unusual arrest8:29 “I'm a girl watcher” / unusual nicknames8:30 Josh discusses marriage8:31 Man arrested for an unusual incident involving a carrot8:33 Florida man arrested for filming adult content in a public park8:44 Today in History8:44 Roman numerals talk8:46 UK listener letter8:53 Barry Gibb birthday / Bee Gees talk8:55 “Tighten Up” — Archie Bell8:56 Van Morrison birthday 9:06 “There's a credibility issue with you.” — Tom to Chick9:07 Tupac killer charged9:09 Zach Starkey rejoins The Who9:11 Tom praises David Rush's juggling9:12 Rick Springfield is ripped9:13 Josh discusses unusual gym nicknames9:22 Everyone is tired of hearing about Archie Bell9:23 “Canon in D” — Pachelbel9:26 Tom can't remember who tells what stories9:29 “Back to School Song” — Pat Godwin9:31 Taiwan man catches wife cheating using a vacuum cleaner9:33 Hackers compromise robot vacuums and make them say offensive things9:46 Josh discusses taking a shirt9:48 Naked Maine man damages a lighthouse9:51 Josh's unusual nickname for his boxers9:52 Comedy club names 7:00 AM8:00 AM9:00 AM Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

B&T Extra: Peter & Julian Frampton

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The BOB & TOM Show - August 31, 2026

This podcast is sponsored by Earn Haus.  More information at www.EarnHaus.com/Bobandtom The BOB & TOM Show — August 31, 20266:00 AM 6:00 Snail Man-Mango6:04 Tom’s puppy had poop problems this morning.6:09 Bra talk6:12 No lions in Indiana—they saw pigs.6:22 Letter—our kitten Gomez can’t stop looking at Josh on TV.6:25 Letter—color way—dumbing down of America—Caitlin Clark.6:27 Letter—paddles with holes in them.6:28 Letter—on a road trip—fence called dog wire.6:30 Talking about trash.6:46 Wants normal-sized boxes of cereal—Tom.6:49 There is a plane in the movie Ben-Hur—Pat.6:49 Letter—listened to Dolly Parton interview—loved it.6:52 Pumpkin spice song—Pat.6:54 There are pumpkin spice trash bags. 7:07 “La Grange”—ZZ Top7:10 Sports7:21 Illegal reptile trade show7:24 100,000 cockroaches found7:31 Melort alcohol is nasty—70 proof7:34 SWR—greatest height jumping from airbag—called blobbing7:47 Weekend in History 8:02 Banana spider helps with ED8:05 Not supposed to kill spiders8:08 Pope featured in Vanity Fair—on the best-dressed list8:10 Leo the 14th “I am”—Pat8:25 Ever seen a movie with homeless men?8:25 Using vaginal secretions as perfume—vabbing8:27 Tom loves David Muir8:29 Online-only relationships—Kristi8:31 Man with smallest penis had surgery to enlarge it—surgery successful—Kristi8:33 Sudan and the Congo have largest penises8:36 Girth Brooks8:46 Today in History8:56 Tom stole Josh’s joke from out under him 9:07 Coffins are not airtight9:08 Cheese balls fall out of truck on highway9:11 Mac and cheese is back—Pat Godwin9:21 Josh’s costume at Six Flags was so hot to wear—Foghorn Leghorn9:22 Explains how they cleaned the costume9:26 PBR truck stolen—PBR inside9:30 DoorDash driver delivered food naked9:45 Women’s prosthetic leg washed up on shore9:50 Rome telescope was launched9:52 “La Grange”—ZZ Top 7:00 AM8:00 AM9:00 AM Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices