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The BOB & TOM Show - October 2, 2026
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The BOB & TOM Show
October 2, 2026
6:00
Pumpkin Spice — Pat
6:03 — Kristi out, Jess in
6:03 — Josh out, Jeff in
6:08 — Letter — Tom asked Ace if he would like to be called Sweet Buns
6:11 — Jess says Ace has the best rear in the building
6:18 — Lean
6:28 — Letter — Banana flips were from Hostess
6:30 — Letter — I use women's devices all the time — washer, dryer, etc.
6:32 — Letter — Request for Pat — Yoga Pants song
6:47 — Letter — I tried to load the dishwasher last night — she said, "No, not tonight."
6:48 — Letter — McDonald's in Vienna
6:49 — Pat bank burger joke
6:51 — Letter — Finally received Morning Breath T-shirt
6:53 — Letter — I'm British/English — "poof-a" is a footrest
7:00
7:07 — Letter — Jeff — worried about your tree limb — you need a chainsaw
7:10 — Letter — Stopped at gas station — got in the wrong car
7:12 — Sports
7:24 — Jess's new perfume — cannoli
7:26 — Everyone's aftershave
7:27 — More sports
7:33 — SWR — Heaviest weight squat lifted on a unicycle
7:35 — SWR — Wing walk at 94 years old
7:50 — Ace's purse zinger
7:52 — Do men know designer purses?
7:53 — TnA Baby! — Chick Clip
7:54 — Young girl being called a nerd girl — Tom
8:00
8:06 — Third of Americans judged by their coffee order — Jess
8:22 — Vanilla ice cream with soy sauce on top — fantastic! — Tom
8:22 — Party in My Mouth — Chick Clip
8:25 — Peanut butter is a liquid on airplane — TSA
8:29 — TSA cannot sit while working — Jess
8:34 — Influencer messing with ambulance workers
8:39 — Jeff smoked Parliaments
8:39 — "Are there cigarettes for gay people?" — Tom
8:41 — Lean
8:52 — Today in History
9:00
9:07 — His first joke book — 18 years ago — Jeff
9:08 — 19-year-old injured on interstate median while filming — Jess
9:10 — TikTok in police report — they go to jail for one day — Tom
9:22 — Magnum ice cream bar — Jess
9:25 — Home Depot is selling ugly sweaters for Christmas
9:30 — Divorce guy Halloween — Pat
9:32 — Government has stopped making pennies
9:48 — Mexican police dog is a Chihuahua
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B&T Extra: Cat Looking at Josh, Color Schemes vs Colorways, & Tom Cleaning his Neighborhood
On today's Extra: Cat Looking at Josh, Color Schemes vs Colorways, & Tom Cleaning his Neighborhood
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The BOB & TOM Show - October 1, 2026
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The BOB & TOM Show
October 1, 2026
6:00
6:00 — Toast — Heywood
6:00 — Kristi out, Jess in
6:05 — Recruiter asked Josh to bring whiskey to Korea
6:09 — Chick’s stint on radio in San Diego
6:10 — Today is Pumpkin Spice Day
6:23 — Letter — Pat, you have a new 10-year-old fan
6:24 — Costco Man — Pat Godwin
6:26 — Letter — I received my BOB & TOM hoodie
6:30 — Love to watch her strut — Bob Seger/copyright
6:33 — Letter — Allis Club in England — Top Secret talk
6:37 — Street names
6:49 — Kermit, Texas, not named after Kermit the Frog — more at 7:29
6:52 — Letter — My husband asks me if he can go through my purse
7:00
7:08 — Sports
7:15 — I can get a hangover IV right now — Jess
7:16 — Hangover IV really works — Jess
7:17 — Japanese guys and champagne celebration
7:28 — Getting in the wrong car in parking lots
7:29 — Letter — Kermit, Texas, named after Teddy Roosevelt’s son
7:30 — Letter — Imitated Tom talking to a waitress named Asia
7:32 — Winner of Fat Bear Contest — Bear89
7:35 — A contest winner heard his name and crashed into a tree — Tom
7:37 — Wants a sports channel without wagering — Jess
7:49 — Full-body burn handstand — he was engulfed in flames
7:52 — Bananas that don’t turn brown are coming
7:56 — Loves banana cream pies — Josh
8:00
8:05 — Two types of dogs — water lovers and water haters
8:06 — Male birth control — pause pill is coming, 24-hour protection
8:09 — Male birth control should be a powder sprinkled on beer — Tom
8:13 — Megan mistakes — adult performer — Josh
8:15 — I have half a dozen pumpkin candles — Josh
8:26 — Reply guy
8:28 — PFP
8:30 — Abbreviations above are not for you, Tom
9:00
9:04 — Zoom — Al
9:06 — Uses Secret deodorant — Al
9:09 — Quiet on the creek — Al
9:12 — Crine — Al
9:29 — Shoo-in winner
9:32 — Lou Ferrigno met with the Pope
9:50 — Candy corn pizza kits from Tombstone Pizza
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B&T Extra: Tom's Paper Plate Hack, Misunderstood Lyrics, & A Horse with No Name Rant
On today's Extra: Tom's Paper Plate Hack, Misunderstood Lyrics, & A Horse with No Name Rant.
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The BOB & TOM Show - September 30, 2026
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The BOB & TOM Show — September 30, 2026
6:00 AM
Mr. Obvious
Kristi out — Jess in
Jess left garbage disposal on till motor died
Letter — Ford Thunderbird is a car, thanks Tom for the clarification!
Hello Mary Lou — Rick Nelson
Telling Jess who Rick Nelson was
Song — The Gunner Brothers
Letter — Listen to you guys on the way to work
Tom’s joke setup
Letter — Talking hurricanes — could not think of Atlantic Ocean
Sports Update
7:00 AM
Letter — Tom hates mail — I’m a mail carrier and I hate you
Sports
Tom’s exotic breakfast — oblong bagel with eggs, called Jerusalem bagel
Doodle Palooza — 296 poodles, largest dog pool party
Letter — Pasta pillows = ravioli
Flatus — Trying to count farts — smart underwear
Rescued bears — Rick Wakeman wrote new songs for the bears
Chick does not like Rick Wakeman
Roundabout — Yes
Family of bears opened car door and went inside — no damage to car
Condom-like object found in chicken
Popeye Doyle talk
Morning song — Spyro Gyra
Chick hates “Maggie May” song
8:00 AM
Guy on motorcycle going 50 miles over speed limit to get food from McDonald’s
Need cameras for drivers on their phones — they need electric shocks — Tom
Nut butter — white beans with peanut powder
Today in History
Birthdays
9:00 AM
Letter — Candy pumpkins are good
Candy pumpkins are no good — straight to the trash — Josh
“Baby in the Back” song — Pat — better version on 9/29
In Santa Ana — deadly snake was fake
Zoom — Alli is in England — sexy time
Letter — I did go out with a girl twice on Tinder — two dates — I asked her out again
Letter — Found condoms in girlfriend’s purse
Letter — Got in fight with girlfriend — she said sex was bad — she didn’t mean it?
Letter — Boyfriend asked where I learned new sex moves
Letter — Getting married soon — lives with him
Letter — Won’t introduce me as his girlfriend
It’s harder to poop in space
New Word Drops for 2026
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B&T Extra: "The Teenager" by Pat Godwin, Old Features in Cars, Changing Tires
On today's Extra: "The Teenager" by Pat Godwin, Old Features in Cars, Changing Tires
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The BOB & TOM Show - September 29, 2026
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The BOB & TOM Show
September 29, 2026
6:00 AM
6:00 — Coffee enema discussion
6:03 — Chick out, Josh in
6:03 — Kristi out, Jess in
6:06 — Jess did a coffee enema
6:09 — Enema discussion
6:13 — Energy drink discussion
6:22 — Josh discusses coffee
6:28 — National Whore Day
6:29 — Letter — Trombone is the sexiest
6:30 — Letter — Jeff gets his daughter gold candy
6:49 — Jeff discusses his 29th birthday at a rave
6:52 — Letter — Firearm and bullet discussion
7:00 AM
7:03 — Letter — New recliners and a cat's favorite spot
7:07 — Josh discusses his cats taking over his recliner
7:10 — Letter — Announcer said “Razzle Dazzle”
7:23 — Nicknames for a bagel with an egg in the middle
7:25 — Joey Chestnut antics
7:32 — SWR — 3-year-old runs through hula hoop
7:45 — Surrender/copyright discussion
7:46 — Auction items
7:48 — Asteroid named after Weird Al
7:51 — Making candy corn coffee
7:56 — Jess discusses an enema
8:00 AM
8:05 — Zoom — Costaki — Sports
8:25 — Tasting candy corn — tastes like chocolate milk; very sweet
8:29 — Gordon Johncock, race car driver, has died
8:30 — Pat discusses his coffee
8:32 — Old fast-fashion clothes used to fill potholes in England
8:34 — Man's penis reconstructed using skin from his arm
8:45 — Man questions a neighbor's yard work — Jeff
8:42 — Josh discusses HOA advice from a neighbor
8:49 — Today in History/Birthdays
9:00 AM
9:05 — Man crashes car into grocery store while trying to get to the bathroom
9:22 — Pat never used mixers in his drinks
9:29 — Kink master discusses sexual antics
9:35 — Jess discusses pepper jack cheese balls
9:48 — Deep-fried sloppy joes
9:50 — Large ram on the loose in an Ohio town
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B&T Extra: Sexy Time with Alli Breen
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The BOB & TOM Show - September 28, 2026
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The BOB & TOM Show
September 28, 2026
6:00 Hour
6:04 — Chick out, Jeff in
6:04 — Kristi out, Jess in
6:05 — National Drink a Beer Day today
6:08 — Loved the street magician in West Virginia — Tom
6:12 — Photo of Tom getting his shoes shined; he rolls his jeans up — Tom
6:13 — Airport food is good, but the prices are unbelievable — Josh
6:25 — Ordered an egg in a bagel — Tom
6:29 — Letter — Does Tom have reservations for the AVN Awards?
6:31 — Letter — Recorded Fever game at home; it was in Spanish
6:32 — Letter — Loved the Johnny Quest cartoon as a kid
6:35 — Letter — Trombone is sexy
6:36 — Letter — How did Jeff and Tom do on Wordle?
6:36 — Letter — Had a fish lure in my finger all the way to the nail
6:52 — Letter — Bell bottoms alive and well in Australia
6:53 — Letter — If you get shot, can you keep the bullet? Yes!
7:00 Hour
7:05 — Switch to beer song — Pat
7:07 — California sober — you only smoke pot
7:11 — Uses wood utensils — Jess
7:22 — Have you heard of a Golden Birthday?
7:24 — Teachers and people who scoop ice cream should not pay taxes
7:31 — Slide or insert credit card?
7:35 — Letter — Found tiny fish in my wheelbarrow I left outside
8:00 Hour
8:05 — Sports
8:24 — SWR oldest fortnight streamer
8:28 — Young men covered in food in a basement — fraternity
8:30 — Fraternity hazing involving drinking live goldfish
8:32 — Has eaten live squid — Josh
8:33 — Underwater guy — Pat
8:47 — Today in History
9:00 Hour
9:06 — The Eclipse is a new haircut for men — horrible look
9:46 — Bike with baby in the back song — Pat
9:49 — Had a fertility analysis — Josh
9:51 — Couple suing fertility clinic; man is not the baby's father
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