The BOB & TOM Show

The BOB & TOM Show

With a foundation built around comedy and talk, The Bob and Tom Show features news, sports, lifestyle content, and interviews with today’s top...Full Bio

B&T Extra: Malort Taste Test, Dyson Toothbrush, & Weird Beers

The BOB & TOM Show - October 2, 2026

This podcast is sponsored by Earn Haus.  More information at www.EarnHaus.com/Bobandtom The BOB & TOM Show October 2, 2026 6:00 Pumpkin Spice — Pat 6:03 — Kristi out, Jess in 6:03 — Josh out, Jeff in 6:08 — Letter — Tom asked Ace if he would like to be called Sweet Buns 6:11 — Jess says Ace has the best rear in the building 6:18 — Lean 6:28 — Letter — Banana flips were from Hostess 6:30 — Letter — I use women's devices all the time — washer, dryer, etc. 6:32 — Letter — Request for Pat — Yoga Pants song 6:47 — Letter — I tried to load the dishwasher last night — she said, "No, not tonight." 6:48 — Letter — McDonald's in Vienna 6:49 — Pat bank burger joke 6:51 — Letter — Finally received Morning Breath T-shirt 6:53 — Letter — I'm British/English — "poof-a" is a footrest 7:00 7:07 — Letter — Jeff — worried about your tree limb — you need a chainsaw 7:10 — Letter — Stopped at gas station — got in the wrong car 7:12 — Sports 7:24 — Jess's new perfume — cannoli 7:26 — Everyone's aftershave 7:27 — More sports 7:33 — SWR — Heaviest weight squat lifted on a unicycle 7:35 — SWR — Wing walk at 94 years old 7:50 — Ace's purse zinger 7:52 — Do men know designer purses? 7:53 — TnA Baby! — Chick Clip 7:54 — Young girl being called a nerd girl — Tom 8:00 8:06 — Third of Americans judged by their coffee order — Jess 8:22 — Vanilla ice cream with soy sauce on top — fantastic! — Tom 8:22 — Party in My Mouth — Chick Clip 8:25 — Peanut butter is a liquid on airplane — TSA 8:29 — TSA cannot sit while working — Jess 8:34 — Influencer messing with ambulance workers 8:39 — Jeff smoked Parliaments 8:39 — "Are there cigarettes for gay people?" — Tom 8:41 — Lean 8:52 — Today in History 9:00 9:07 — His first joke book — 18 years ago — Jeff 9:08 — 19-year-old injured on interstate median while filming — Jess 9:10 — TikTok in police report — they go to jail for one day — Tom 9:22 — Magnum ice cream bar — Jess 9:25 — Home Depot is selling ugly sweaters for Christmas 9:30 — Divorce guy Halloween — Pat 9:32 — Government has stopped making pennies 9:48 — Mexican police dog is a Chihuahua Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

B&T Extra: Cat Looking at Josh, Color Schemes vs Colorways, & Tom Cleaning his Neighborhood

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The BOB & TOM Show - October 1, 2026

This podcast is sponsored by Earn Haus.  More information at www.EarnHaus.com/Bobandtom The BOB & TOM Show October 1, 2026 6:00 6:00 — Toast — Heywood 6:00 — Kristi out, Jess in 6:05 — Recruiter asked Josh to bring whiskey to Korea 6:09 — Chick’s stint on radio in San Diego 6:10 — Today is Pumpkin Spice Day 6:23 — Letter — Pat, you have a new 10-year-old fan 6:24 — Costco Man — Pat Godwin 6:26 — Letter — I received my BOB & TOM hoodie 6:30 — Love to watch her strut — Bob Seger/copyright 6:33 — Letter — Allis Club in England — Top Secret talk 6:37 — Street names 6:49 — Kermit, Texas, not named after Kermit the Frog — more at 7:29 6:52 — Letter — My husband asks me if he can go through my purse 7:00 7:08 — Sports 7:15 — I can get a hangover IV right now — Jess 7:16 — Hangover IV really works — Jess 7:17 — Japanese guys and champagne celebration 7:28 — Getting in the wrong car in parking lots 7:29 — Letter — Kermit, Texas, named after Teddy Roosevelt’s son 7:30 — Letter — Imitated Tom talking to a waitress named Asia 7:32 — Winner of Fat Bear Contest — Bear89 7:35 — A contest winner heard his name and crashed into a tree — Tom 7:37 — Wants a sports channel without wagering — Jess 7:49 — Full-body burn handstand — he was engulfed in flames 7:52 — Bananas that don’t turn brown are coming 7:56 — Loves banana cream pies — Josh 8:00 8:05 — Two types of dogs — water lovers and water haters 8:06 — Male birth control — pause pill is coming, 24-hour protection 8:09 — Male birth control should be a powder sprinkled on beer — Tom 8:13 — Megan mistakes — adult performer — Josh 8:15 — I have half a dozen pumpkin candles — Josh 8:26 — Reply guy 8:28 — PFP 8:30 — Abbreviations above are not for you, Tom 9:00 9:04 — Zoom — Al 9:06 — Uses Secret deodorant — Al 9:09 — Quiet on the creek — Al 9:12 — Crine — Al 9:29 — Shoo-in winner 9:32 — Lou Ferrigno met with the Pope 9:50 — Candy corn pizza kits from Tombstone Pizza Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

B&T Extra: Tom's Paper Plate Hack, Misunderstood Lyrics, & A Horse with No Name Rant

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The BOB & TOM Show - September 30, 2026

This podcast is sponsored by Earn Haus.  More information at www.EarnHaus.com/Bobandtom The BOB & TOM Show — September 30, 2026 6:00 AM Mr. Obvious Kristi out — Jess in Jess left garbage disposal on till motor died Letter — Ford Thunderbird is a car, thanks Tom for the clarification! Hello Mary Lou — Rick Nelson Telling Jess who Rick Nelson was Song — The Gunner Brothers Letter — Listen to you guys on the way to work Tom’s joke setup Letter — Talking hurricanes — could not think of Atlantic Ocean Sports Update 7:00 AM Letter — Tom hates mail — I’m a mail carrier and I hate you Sports Tom’s exotic breakfast — oblong bagel with eggs, called Jerusalem bagel Doodle Palooza — 296 poodles, largest dog pool party Letter — Pasta pillows = ravioli Flatus — Trying to count farts — smart underwear Rescued bears — Rick Wakeman wrote new songs for the bears Chick does not like Rick Wakeman Roundabout — Yes Family of bears opened car door and went inside — no damage to car Condom-like object found in chicken Popeye Doyle talk Morning song — Spyro Gyra Chick hates “Maggie May” song 8:00 AM Guy on motorcycle going 50 miles over speed limit to get food from McDonald’s Need cameras for drivers on their phones — they need electric shocks — Tom Nut butter — white beans with peanut powder Today in History Birthdays 9:00 AM Letter — Candy pumpkins are good Candy pumpkins are no good — straight to the trash — Josh “Baby in the Back” song — Pat — better version on 9/29 In Santa Ana — deadly snake was fake Zoom — Alli is in England — sexy time Letter — I did go out with a girl twice on Tinder — two dates — I asked her out again Letter — Found condoms in girlfriend’s purse Letter — Got in fight with girlfriend — she said sex was bad — she didn’t mean it? Letter — Boyfriend asked where I learned new sex moves Letter — Getting married soon — lives with him Letter — Won’t introduce me as his girlfriend It’s harder to poop in space New Word Drops for 2026 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

B&T Extra: "The Teenager" by Pat Godwin, Old Features in Cars, Changing Tires

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The BOB & TOM Show - September 29, 2026

This podcast is sponsored by Earn Haus.  More information at www.EarnHaus.com/Bobandtom The BOB & TOM Show September 29, 2026 6:00 AM 6:00 — Coffee enema discussion 6:03 — Chick out, Josh in 6:03 — Kristi out, Jess in 6:06 — Jess did a coffee enema 6:09 — Enema discussion 6:13 — Energy drink discussion 6:22 — Josh discusses coffee 6:28 — National Whore Day 6:29 — Letter — Trombone is the sexiest 6:30 — Letter — Jeff gets his daughter gold candy 6:49 — Jeff discusses his 29th birthday at a rave 6:52 — Letter — Firearm and bullet discussion 7:00 AM 7:03 — Letter — New recliners and a cat's favorite spot 7:07 — Josh discusses his cats taking over his recliner 7:10 — Letter — Announcer said “Razzle Dazzle” 7:23 — Nicknames for a bagel with an egg in the middle 7:25 — Joey Chestnut antics 7:32 — SWR — 3-year-old runs through hula hoop 7:45 — Surrender/copyright discussion 7:46 — Auction items 7:48 — Asteroid named after Weird Al 7:51 — Making candy corn coffee 7:56 — Jess discusses an enema 8:00 AM 8:05 — Zoom — Costaki — Sports 8:25 — Tasting candy corn — tastes like chocolate milk; very sweet 8:29 — Gordon Johncock, race car driver, has died 8:30 — Pat discusses his coffee 8:32 — Old fast-fashion clothes used to fill potholes in England 8:34 — Man's penis reconstructed using skin from his arm 8:45 — Man questions a neighbor's yard work — Jeff 8:42 — Josh discusses HOA advice from a neighbor 8:49 — Today in History/Birthdays 9:00 AM 9:05 — Man crashes car into grocery store while trying to get to the bathroom 9:22 — Pat never used mixers in his drinks 9:29 — Kink master discusses sexual antics 9:35 — Jess discusses pepper jack cheese balls 9:48 — Deep-fried sloppy joes 9:50 — Large ram on the loose in an Ohio town Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

B&T Extra: Sexy Time with Alli Breen

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The BOB & TOM Show - September 28, 2026

This podcast is sponsored by Earn Haus.  More information at www.EarnHaus.com/Bobandtom The BOB & TOM Show September 28, 2026 6:00 Hour 6:04 — Chick out, Jeff in 6:04 — Kristi out, Jess in 6:05 — National Drink a Beer Day today 6:08 — Loved the street magician in West Virginia — Tom 6:12 — Photo of Tom getting his shoes shined; he rolls his jeans up — Tom 6:13 — Airport food is good, but the prices are unbelievable — Josh 6:25 — Ordered an egg in a bagel — Tom 6:29 — Letter — Does Tom have reservations for the AVN Awards? 6:31 — Letter — Recorded Fever game at home; it was in Spanish 6:32 — Letter — Loved the Johnny Quest cartoon as a kid 6:35 — Letter — Trombone is sexy 6:36 — Letter — How did Jeff and Tom do on Wordle? 6:36 — Letter — Had a fish lure in my finger all the way to the nail 6:52 — Letter — Bell bottoms alive and well in Australia 6:53 — Letter — If you get shot, can you keep the bullet? Yes! 7:00 Hour 7:05 — Switch to beer song — Pat 7:07 — California sober — you only smoke pot 7:11 — Uses wood utensils — Jess 7:22 — Have you heard of a Golden Birthday? 7:24 — Teachers and people who scoop ice cream should not pay taxes 7:31 — Slide or insert credit card? 7:35 — Letter — Found tiny fish in my wheelbarrow I left outside 8:00 Hour 8:05 — Sports 8:24 — SWR oldest fortnight streamer 8:28 — Young men covered in food in a basement — fraternity 8:30 — Fraternity hazing involving drinking live goldfish 8:32 — Has eaten live squid — Josh 8:33 — Underwater guy — Pat 8:47 — Today in History 9:00 Hour 9:06 — The Eclipse is a new haircut for men — horrible look 9:46 — Bike with baby in the back song — Pat 9:49 — Had a fertility analysis — Josh 9:51 — Couple suing fertility clinic; man is not the baby's father Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices